{Satan in his Sateen Form}

This is me.

at.

Me Pre-Op.

I made it with "Satan Sateens" for 3 months.

They are really no fun.

I guess, me, being the Big-No-Brain-Bird I am. . . didn't really get that this was

"Surgery".  Who knew?

I didn't think they did "surgeries" in pretty offices....but they do.

                              I mean I am not having a kidney removed, but I am a tad anxious now.

Who wouldn't be anxious after wearing these blue exam shorts?

(Yes, they are one size fits all. . . thank GOODNESS they fit. . . )

(Unfortunately they weren't that BIG on me....)

(Oh well....)

The event will happen in February.

and.

I.will.not.think.of.it.until.then.

P.S. Dr. Saltiel is a trip.